Thursday, January 13, 2011

What part of woof do you not understand?!

Dog language is fairly easy. When we say "woof" it means one of three things: I am hungry, I want to go out, or pay attention to me. It's not that had to figure out. You have a one in three chance of getting it right, and even if you get it wrong, most dogs will take the other two as compensation. In fact, forget items two and three. Just feed me. Give me food and I am happy for at least 30 seconds. That is a lifetime in my world.

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